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crabbage

1) A genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) A crab salad.
1. 'Run for your lives! Godzilla is fighting a crabbage!'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
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crabagail

A generally grumpy, bitchy person. Can be applied to either men or women.
Man, that chick is a total crabagail. Who pissed in her Cheerios?
by WhiskeyTango September 13, 2006
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Crablagon

Often referred to as a "Double Back-Hand Inverted Crablagon"
A large beast, unique for it's habits of hibernating during the summer as opposed to the winter.
Generally ranges in between 6-10 feet tall and has 6 legs.
Despite what the name implies; it resmebles more of a large scorpion with scales.
It's scales can range from drak brown to florescent orange.
Lives in forests and mature males breath fire.
Person 1: No I'm not going outside!
Person 2: But come one! There's enough snow to build a snowman!

Person 1: But what about the Crablagons?! I value my life, man!
by C Jingles December 9, 2008
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crabbage

1) A pincered vegetable.
2) A crab salad.
1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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crapfag

someone who clearly craps for pleasure.
Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?"
Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase."
by John Crabs March 31, 2008
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Crabbage

When a guy has crabs and wants to hook up with another girl but has excess baggage to deal with.
Guys at the jersey shore in Normandy Beach hitting on girls but they've got Crabbage so they get denied!
by snookishore May 1, 2010
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crabpage

When a riled up Crab seeks death, reeking havock on all living things in their path. Without a doubt the scariest thing known to mankind.
When everyone was being disrespectful Crab could only take so much and responded with the burning of all settlements in the area. A crabpage was a foot. 😳
by HD420 November 19, 2021
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