Eel in my Crab trap

A state of moderate excitement followed by a sense of disappointment followed by excitement.

Did you hear the new Patrick Ball Song? It put a Eel in my crab trap .

by Bangerflanger July 25, 2017

Tallahassee Crab Trap

A sexual act preformed between a man and a woman. The woman must first start by penetrating her vagina with a monstrously large dildo, stretching out the inside of the vagina. After the dildo stretches the hole to the desired diameter, the man puts his penis inside the stretched vagina. The male partner next inserts his fist into the vagina alongside his penis, filling the empty space left inside the vagina.

“My wife and I love the Tallahassee Crab Trap, I love waiting for it to close back up on me!”

by Conk01 January 2, 2021

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

crabtrap

When the recipient of anal sex squeezes his or her sphincter trapping the giver's penis so he cannot pull out easily.

Josh howled when he was caught in Vince's crabtrap.

John smiled; soon he would be crabtrapping Father O'Malley.

by danns October 17, 2008