Eel in my Crab trap

A state of moderate excitement followed by a sense of disappointment followed by excitement.

Did you hear the new Patrick Ball Song? It put a Eel in my crab trap .

by Bangerflanger July 25, 2017

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 20, 2020

Crab trap

The act of taking a girls legs pushing them all the way up and then you sit on her while you fuck her so she cant move and then you scream crab trap and bust in her

woah last night was crazy i fucking crab traped that bitch!

by iceman_420 July 13, 2011

Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021