The biggest coolest nerd of the twentieth century. Enjoys Halo and any other video game that doesn't "suck ass".
by Nakiah Yo June 24, 2011
Cowen man is the best man to have because they don’t horn and do stupidness like that. Them man rell loyal beaches they would use the same pencil from Form 1 to 5. So if yuh looking for a good man date a Cowen man…
by H m m m November 20, 2023
On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 06, 2024
a stupid little bitchboy who just desperately wants to be fucked by a middleaged dilf, doesn't have any common sense, and gets himself into the worst possible situations.
by Joofy Popz January 08, 2022
by Lonelylilboy February 03, 2018