Cowan

The name given to incessant gloating (or people who incessantly gloat) about arbitrary events that have no bearing on real life

Example 1
Uninformed Guy: Who is that person who keeps talking about kicking a ball through a doorway?

Informed Individual: Oh we call him Cowan

Example 2
Guy: So i was talking to that guy and he pulled a cowan on me and kept talking about how he kicked a ball through a doorway

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Cowan

A cowan is a $50 Australian note. As there is a dude named Cowan on one side of it

Ty-rent: Yo dude im gone go get myself sum Cowans. U Down??
Marc: Fo Real!!

by Ty-rent November 18, 2005

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Anderson Cowan

The engineer on the radio show Loveline. The successor to Engineer Mike.

Adam Carolla: "Anderson, I could replace you with a plastic snowman!"

by Dark Laith December 5, 2004

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Matt Cowan

(n.) A suburban whiteboy from west haven who acts black, but resembles a mole. Listens to way too much Lil Wayne, yet claims he is not "on his dick". He has orange/yellow teeth, but did not eat any cheetos. He enjoys wearing his brother's clothing and shoes, but claims they are his. He also likes to eat all of his friend's food but never gives them any in return. He thinks he is good at parkour, but all he is capable of is jumping fences and rolling in dirt (and doesn't even look cool doing that). He also enjoys wearing the same hoodie for 8 days in a row, yet claiming it was a different one.

(v.) The act of screenwatching and not admitting to it; The act of not admitting anything bad that happens to you; The act of using excuses. i.e. "I swear on my aunt vickie's grave"

Matt Cowan: "So....Stru.." *stretchs out arms* "ya..got any fooood?"

or

Cacioppo: "Cowan wtf why the hell are you watching my screen?"
Cowan: "Yo i swear on my aunt vickie's grave i wasnt screenwatching"

Cacioppo: "Yo paulo a skunk!!"
Paulo: *looks*
Cacioppo: "Oooh! Broke ya neck!"
Paulo: "I didn't even look wtf!"
Cacioppo: "Stop being a cowan."

by WeAreNotTylerAndStru November 14, 2009

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Cowan Challenge

Students at Sewanee: The University of the South try to finish a 40 of malt liquor on your drive up the mountain, from the railroad tracks in Cowan to the gates of Sewanee.

I won twice playing the Cowan Challenge, because I'm a little buzzed now

by sewaneehmm April 23, 2007

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