co-worker 

Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".

DoubleTurds: Sitting in adjacent office cubicle Dude, what if you like ate your own Poop...and then crapped THAT out, would the result be like..DOUBLE TURDS?! LOL DANG I AM FUnnY!

WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?

DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...

WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..

DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...

WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle

co-worker by Stoogin-Poogins February 17, 2006

coworker zone 

Similar to the Friend Zone, the coworker zone is a lonely state you find yourself in after your attempts to initiate an outside-of-work friendship with a coworker are rejected. Can also be used as a verb – to be "coworker zoned" is to be denied friendship by a coworker, thereby placing you in the coworker zone.

I asked Charles if he wanted to hang out and work on the project some time, but he totally missed the point that I wanted to hang out and just said he wasn't really interested in working on the project. He totally put me in the coworker zone.

coworker zone by Perceptes September 14, 2012

co-worker 

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

co-worker by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Co-worker smile 

Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence

As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile

Co-worker smile by 265354 August 18, 2013

The Coworker Curve 

A grading scale of coworker hotness that tends to form after weeks, months, or years of working among the same individuals. Based on the coworker curve, the least ugliest becomes the hottest and the ugliest becomes the least hottest.

The coworker curve has similar effects as beer goggles. It no longer relies on common sense standards of hotness and sex appeal. For most it happens subconsciously, you'll walk into a workplace for the first time and see all 2's and 5's (out of 10), and months later you'll find yourself checking out that same 5 as if they were a 9. Or even worse, you start bringing that fugly beat to parties and showing them off to your friends.

Coworker: I thought Sally was pretty ugly when I first started working here, but after a few months..... she's actually pretty cute.
Me: Yea, she's cute based on the coworker curve , but uglier than shit in real life.

The Coworker Curve by MrValentin0 December 1, 2016

Co-Worker 

A relationship where neither of you are real friends even though you know each other for far too long. You guys know each other fairly well but don't hang out or are actually into each other.
Just a way to friend zone someone.

girl: I love you.
guy: I'm sorry, we are just co-workers. We don't even hang out or talk much.

Co-Worker by BigJokesOnYou October 31, 2018

co-worker 

1. A person, who shares a common work environment, who assists or has similar duties as oneself.

2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done

My co-worker Jane didn't send the forms to finance and now I lost my vacation because of it!

co-worker by Snapdragon August 8, 2003