Marabone cow fucker

Marabone cow fucker is a fucked up fucker w.h.o. fucks cows

Oh look over there, it's a Marabone cow fucker

by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 25, 2020

confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

cowfucker

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."

1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"

by jacob June 22, 2004

Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.

This is one confuckered website!

by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003

Codfucker

One who plays call of duty so much that he/she fucks the game in the ass

Mitchell is such a codfucker.

by Dacooter November 6, 2011

Cowfuckers

"Describes Asian Hindu Indians who worship the bovine species to such an extreme extent that there is a natural assumption, that they, (hindu indians) would rather have sex with a cow then eat it"

Homer Simpson said to Bupu, "Well your people are a bunch of dot headed cowfuckers!"

by Ralph the misanthropic racist April 29, 2007

Confuckerated

Means the same as fucked up but sounds cooler, like how bitch is a cooler word for female.

Man 1: This is so fucked up.
Man 2: You mean confuckerated. :o
Man 1: You sounded so fucking cool then.

by cheesemastersam November 5, 2008