coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

by Andy! January 2, 2007

Couched

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

by Cousin P December 18, 2013

Couched it

Not going out on an evening when expected to.

The act of staying in and being lazy, laying on the couch watching movies

person 1, what did u do tonight?

person 2, Couched it

by leeeeeno August 6, 2011

Couched

Stoned, passed out, beat.

Man, he smoked so much he's totally couched!

by Mama Saraswati June 19, 2012

Couched

The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high

Dude I'm so couched right now I want to sleep forever

by Deva November 7, 2012

couched

adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.

"Dude, you are so COUCHED!"

by Aldo February 5, 2005

couched

To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.

You got couched son.

by Sam D. July 25, 2006