Cousband

When your cousin is also your husband.

Hey, ma. Have you seen me cousband? He was just with uncle-dad.

by LeifWarren January 17, 2023

Cousband

Your cousin's husband (who is really nothing to you legally but deserves a good name)

My second cousin is the daughter of my cousin and cousband.

by cpagan66 October 24, 2014

Cousband

When a woman marries her cousin...eww.

My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!

by sharty79 May 7, 2009

cousbin

1.When you marry a relative or are closely related. 2.When your family tree does not have that many limbs. 3.When you swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.

OMG their kids have three eyes, she must have married her cousbin.

by D Mike December 12, 2006

cousband

when your spouse in also your cousin. typically used in places like arkansas.

That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!

by using of the rogaine December 11, 2011

Cousband

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin

Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!

by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012

Cousband

Usually common to hillbillies, a 'cousband' is a person who is a part of your family (biologically), but is also related to you by marriage.

Bill: Is that her cousin?

Joe: No, that's her cousband!

by LunaLove47 January 17, 2011