fatter where it counts

A phrase a perverted guy says to a girl. Meaning he wants to smash her or meaning she has a nice ass.

Oh yea she is fatter where it counts

by isuckdickforliving January 24, 2018

The Thought That Counts

"The Thought That Counts" is the idea behind positive thinking, if your not thinking positively maybe you shouldn't be thinking at all. Far more than the idea that you need an excuse that your lame gift is enough "The Thought That Counts" is the mind set behind Manifesting your dreams. Self Health Maryland is promoting P.M.A. Positive Mental Attitude as "The Thought That Counts". Through the Education of Mindful Meditation, Sound Therapy, and Common Sense We are Questing for Positive Peopling to become a norm. Don't get lost finding us, Join The Self Health Club today and begin your journey to better living. Raising Grace Research is hopefully encouraging people to make the decision to get through or work harder on the things that make a difference like family connection, world service and healthy lifestyles. Join there Positive Messaging Association and start Putting the Good Word on the street today!

I was always feeling down about myself and life, until I realize using my positive mental attitude was the real "thought that counts" and now I have been Better and Better at every day living.
I was walking into the nursing home to see mom, and realized I had left the flowers home. It was then I realized "The Thought That Counts" is positively that I'm here and not That I forgot the flowers.

by Raising Grace July 15, 2022

Where it counts

Biggest South Jersey band to ever hit the area. Featuring Bobby Selko, the only one who mattered.

LIR kid#1 'Did you mosh retarded to Where it counts tonight?"
LIR kid #2 'yes'

by boobs1958392 March 11, 2009

Its whats on the inside that counts

A phrase used by various men to win over a women and eventually get in the panties

Guy: Sarah you are so hot
Sarah: Thats all you see when you look at me?
Guy: No no, its whats on the inside that counts
Sarah: Awh you should come to my place later
Guy: *immediately granted with satisfaction*

by Captain Neck February 6, 2015

for the counts

to do something only to make up numbers

john was with her for the counts

by trinireds777 December 13, 2016

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

its the thought that counts

What you say when you get a gift you don't really like but don't want to hurt the other persons feelings.

Jack - Jill, I got you a gift! *gives said gift*
Jill- Aw how sweet, it’s the thought that count's though

(She doesn't like it, you can tell because she said “its the thought that counts”)

by Boiga6 July 23, 2022