count

what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.

that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!

by zkpilot April 13, 2011

count

A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.

How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.

by Andy Spalig March 28, 2019

count it

Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it".

"Damn! You scored a hottie!"
"Count it!" *hand motion*

by this is for you em! July 4, 2008

Count

A not so common term for a male vampire, usually one with a rich wardrobe

"A coat like that will make even the most tan of humans look like a noble Count"

by Timothy Ouellette August 24, 2007

Count

A southern term to describe something as being good.

That there steak with ketchup was dun count ya'll

by kroon78 September 27, 2010

Count

a specific time of day when inmates need to be in their house and the CO's (Correctional Officers) go cell by cell making sure that each inmate is accounted for. You are to be on you bed/bunk sitting up and awake during the process. this usually happens at least 3 times daily.

I took a nap this afternoon but had to wake up for count.

by NotYourAvgWhiteGirl March 15, 2009

a count

a South Carolinian term for placing value on something.
It can be either "worth a count" or "not worth a count"

"Hey, can I borrow your truck?"
"yeah, but it ain't worth a count!"

by TigerFan October 31, 2006