Christmas Cumming

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!

'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!

by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020

Theresa Cummings

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.

Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.

by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

dick cummings

an unfortunate man with a gay name.

Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

cumming and going

ejaculating and defecating

After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

chumming the rooster

puking on the shaft while giving head

While getting head she went too deep and starting chumming the rooster.

by kingsmen January 10, 2014

pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

William Cumming

A very attractive male who loves to tech deck.

You're such a William Cumming!

by 09876543q March 20, 2023