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couchlock

When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.
Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???
by Pot-Head September 15, 2008
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couchlock

When one has smoked copious amounts of Marijuana and is unable to move from an absolute position of pure comfort.
I really wanted a cup of tea but had a severe case of couchlock
by BareTime November 21, 2016
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couchlock

When you get a really strong body high and cannot get up off the couch, usually obtained when smoking indica weed.
"I smoked me some romulan last night and got a severe case of the couchlock"
by tony acuna's mom February 26, 2008
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couchlocked

Man we were couchlocked for hours after the smoke session.
by Skinny_ninja April 20, 2005
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couchlock

Experiencing the sensation of weighing over a gazillion tons. The physical forces required to move oneself under the effects of couchlock are astronomically inconceivable.
Hey dude! Let's go out and do something!

-Sorry man, I'm couchlocked. I'm not going ANYWHERE.
by Shiques July 23, 2014
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Coughblocked

When one is ill-stricken to the point where bodily functions are failing and one's sexual life is constantly excused due to uncontrollable coughs, runny noses, sneezes, etc.
*Boy and Girl lean in for a kiss*
*Boy coughs*
*Girl leans back*
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked.

*Boy and Girl are having sex*
*Boy sneezes in Girl's face*
Girl: That was a huge turn off. I'm leaving.
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked. Again!
by Prautt August 8, 2010
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couchlocky

adj. causing an inability to get off the couch
Woo, that was some couchlocky smoke, Carol.
by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005
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