contextation

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.

dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.

by no1sandman November 7, 2010

Cotes

A basic human being capable of homosexual comments, whilelist never revealing his true identity to his mates.
Also a very good joke in portuguese.

That's so Cotes man...

by Jajerino May 9, 2022

Cotebag

Cotebag
/kōt bag/

1. A stalker or someone who harrases other people. (usually online) also see: 'Steve Cote' of Leominster, Massachusetts.

2. A lowlife.

3. A mentally disturbed or disabled individual who is addicted to, obsessively and repeatedly; abuses others for days, weeks, years at a time.

4. Someone who is unable to see or accept their own faults.

5. A liar

6. A bum

7. Someone who is either unemployed or unemployable.

8. A failed politician

9. A psychopath

10. An asshole

11. A retard

12. To be retarded

13. Someone who is racist

14. A person who would insult Jesus Christ himself. This would also include insults toward your mother, your family and personal attacks.

15. An immature boy who deflects his own faults and deep, dark, dimwitted, depression onto others in the form of hatred.

That guy is a real cotebag

by Speak'n.da.Truth August 16, 2020

cote

a more ~lowkey~ way of saying "cute" but only for extra special people

Girl: Wow. You looked really cote yesterday.
Boy: Thanks. But I think you are the cotest.

by arFAMramen May 28, 2019

Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition

One of the smallest, yet fastest growing and one of the wealthiest counties in the state of Texas. Home to wealthiest Chads and Fuckbois in the state, with plenty of Stacys to go around between the two. A lake almost as big as the line to our Chick-Fil-A, and shitty ass mega church combined. The infrastructure is about as stable as a paraplegic diabetic, and the traffic is more congested than your stepdad after his third pack of Marlboro reds. The politics of Rockwall tend to be a dead split between autistic shit-fit throwing bernie bros and adult diaper wearing cuckservatives, which somehow manifests within the Parasitic Twins that are Rockwall Heath High School (shit), and Rockwall High School (shittier).

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition

According to the researchers that created Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition,
Savior of Mankind, Alex Jones, grew up in Rockwall in the 80's and 90's.

by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

cortexiphan

A drug designed by Walter Bishop and William Bell in the TV show Fringe. If administered at a young age, children affected by the drug will gain supernatural abilities such as telekinesis or pyrokenisis.

Olivia Dunham is a cortexiphan child. Don't get on her bad side. She will fuck you up with fire.

by Birdie570 September 30, 2013

Contextomy

The art of removing words from a sentence (or a sentence from a paragraph) to change its context completely. Used commonly in movie posters when a film critic in their review has said something uncomplimentary. Also known as "false attribution" and is related closely to "quotation mining".

A movie or theatre critic may have reviewed the piece saying "The whole thing was a terrific bore, I laughed out loud at the ineptitude of the actors..."

The contextomy on the poster would then read: "Terrific! I laughed out loud!"

by bunnywuffles May 15, 2009