Jacque Cousteau love tap

While receiving a blow job the privileged receiver holds the nostrils of the submissive giver restricting airflow while sucking and when the giver stops for a breath of air the receiver slaps the giver across the face as hard as they can allowing the giver to gasp for air before the receiver shoves the givers mouth down on shaft while shouting "diver down"

I told her I express my emotions through the Jacque Cousteau love tap

by Captain receiver April 10, 2011

Cousteau

Making a disturbing discovery about a person's nether regions during the act of foreplay. This can lead to limpness, loss of sexual appetite, and seeing that person in a whole new and ofen terrible way.

Dude, I was totally hittin it with that fit chick from the bar until all the sudden, BAM a Cousteau came outta nowhere. The chick had 2 assholes!!

by El Guy December 16, 2005

The Jacques Cousteau

while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female's abdomen, keeping her's and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her vaginal or anal orifice) from submerging in the water. the male's other hand is used to hold the female's head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.

the jacques cousteau i had last night nearly drowned me before climax.

by vicentethenazi June 23, 2008

Cocteau

An insult similar to jerk, or asshole. Based off of a character on the old X-Men cartoon who had a funny name, and was an asshole.

God, you're such a Cocteau!

by Fiberoptic Jesus December 28, 2005

Jaques Cousteau

Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.

JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.

Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden

by CKYass September 28, 2009

Cocteau Twins

Cocteau twins is an old band that sings dream pop and ethereal, they usually produce Weird music with very atmospheric moods into them, the singer, Elizabeth Fraser has a very creepy voice and beautiful, just weird.
usually cocteau twins listeners listen to them when they're high or tipsy and stuff..

OMG i feel high what are you listening to ? O_-

im listening to cocteau twins, i feel dizzy...

by salvadorrudy July 9, 2011

Cousteau

He is an animal crossing character (frog) that should be held up high for having the best accent and the most trimmed mustache.

Did you make sure to drop muffins off to Cousteau’s house?

Have you decorated the outside of Cousteau’s area yet??

Cousteau is the best animal crossing villager ever!

by TheRealAlDefinitions December 9, 2020