the Vauxhall Corsa is a supermini offered by GM and started production in 1993 taking after the Nova (Another wicked car) its been through 5 generations now on the E featuring VXR,SXI and SRI models a popular model for boy racers and mostly young chavs the Limited Edition especially the Corsa D Variant. The driver of a Corsa LE or the pop culture icon Corsa C would look down on Fiesta Punto and Polo drivers as scum, would meet on Morrison’s car park at 3am to beat their rivals theyd wear a backwards cap and wear the cheapest designer clothing, For dinner they eat Mcdonalds 3 times a day and listen to such fabulous songs as “McMental-AtHisBest” “MC Devvo-Donny Soldier” but more recently 6ix9ine and J-Hus.
by xXW1CKEDC0R5AL4D69Xx December 14, 2018
A car wannabe vehicle with the size of a microbe. Usually driven by mentally masochistic people. It breaks down at least once a week and it's mission impossible to find the problem and fix it. Most of the time people buy it just for the challenge the rest of it they do it due to lack of other options.
by A Hat Full Of Sky March 28, 2011
A Vauxhall nova with a bigger back. POS. The opel counterpart to the Nova was called Corsa too, so there really is no difference except for the shape and engines starting at 0.1 litre bigger. Terrible car.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
by Ya boi lill dick February 05, 2018
Small compact range of european hatchbacks and saloons which were introduced in Germany in 1982 as Opel Corsa and Vauxhall Nova in Britain in 1983, this was then replaced in 1993 with an all new car which took on the european name and remains in production to this day, 2 new versions on. These cars are invariably owned by Neds or chavs depending on which side of Hadrians wall you are from. Your typical older Corsa will sport a very large bore exhaust which looks like a catering size tin of beans and makes the vehicle fart, it will have aftermarket alloy wheels which look absurd and are about as tasteful as a frilly toilet seat, normally has a spoiler on the roof that looks just like an ironing board, a body kit that looks like a 5 year old designed it, which incidentally is normally cracked and has smears of fibreglass paste on it, it will usually be adorned with stupid 'lexus look' taillights which are poorly made and let in water and just look crap! All of this and you'd think it was some 200BHP firebreathing monster, right? Nope! We are talking about a lusty 3 Cylinder, 973cc, 52 BHP powerhouse! The ultimate acoutriment for the tube about town!
by The Scottish Contingent August 13, 2007
“we’ve been making out for 4hrs” says Tommy
“DUDE she’s 14, you’re in college!” replies Harrison, shocked
“DW shes into it man!” and off Tommy leaves with his underage gf
“Mans a corsa driver, i’m disappointed.”
“DUDE she’s 14, you’re in college!” replies Harrison, shocked
“DW shes into it man!” and off Tommy leaves with his underage gf
“Mans a corsa driver, i’m disappointed.”
by ~42069~ February 24, 2021
A typical vauxhall driver who becomes enraged with normal drivers, purposely feeling the need to act like a cunt on the road.
by Cum_in_my_tum May 15, 2016