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connectile dysfunction

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.
by m0 February 7, 2007
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Correctile Disfunction

A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.
Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.
by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019
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Correctile Disfunction

Refusal to proof read an essay, because it's taken you so long to do/is so boring/is so close to the deadline that you can't be bothered/don't have time to read it again and correct errors.

Commonly experienced at university where there is a frequent need to produce large bodies of work on boring subjects.
Dam, I didn't get 40% in my essay. I'm sure it was awesome when I wrote it.

What do the tutors comments say?

"Constant spelling errors throughout. Totally detracted from the subject, essay does not make any sense."

Dude, didn't you proof read that shit? We had weeks to do it.

Didn't finish the first draft until 2 minutes before the deadline. Had to smoke crack all night just to stay awake and finish it.

Sounds like you suffered a serious case of correctile disfunction.
by RLD123 April 19, 2011
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connectile dysfunction

When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.
You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.
by carmelatrix February 7, 2007
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connectile dysfunction

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.
"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."
by fodeewater January 25, 2008
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correctile disfunction

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.
Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction
by SoulofDeity April 5, 2015
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correctall dysfunction

A condition where an individual constantly corrects everyone for even the slightest errors (such as a FB post word spelling or how your roommate/partner stacks the dishes) .
I wish they had a pill to cure my boyfriend's correctall dysfunction.
by ShellyJohn January 28, 2016
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