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coonspiracy

A takeoff of the word conspiracy, anything underhanded done by blacks or against blacks.
Al sharpton said it was a coonspiracy that the Sanford Fl. police did not arrest George Zimmerman.
by Steve2337 July 26, 2012
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Meghan Conspiracy

The idea that urban dictionary refuses to approve positive definitions of the name Meghan.
Urban dictionary rejected my kind definition of the name Meghan, and it’s honestly rude. It’s a Meghan Conspiracy.
by Wedelivertobadgers February 7, 2020
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Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.
Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.
by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019
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Coronaspiracy theory

A bizarre conspiracy theory linking country, person, or technology to the coronavirus crisis.
Trump, aides flirt with China lab coronavirus coronaspiracy theory.
Bill Gates is now the leading target of coronaspiracy theories.
coronaspiracy theories claiming that 5G technology helps transmit coronavirus.
by MoElnagdy April 20, 2020
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Conspiracy

Definition cannot be released because the government is keeping it a secret.
There is no conspiracy here, everyone please relax and pay no attention to anyone besides us, we're the only true source of information. = C.I.A.
by HackOtaku May 14, 2009
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The Ebony Conspiracy

African Americans (ebonies, blacks, etc) purposefully allowed themselves to be slaves in order to use the race card many years later in order to get their way.
The Ebony Conspiracy is finally being unraveled!
by TheConspiracyBreaker December 1, 2010
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A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.

Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.

Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.

The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?

Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
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