cornhouse

A social outcast that cant fit into society's rules.

Jimmy you cornhouse what are you doing in the bathroom?

by ZDMGaming November 20, 2017

Cornfused

When a person is confused, but likes corn at the same time. Corn is yummy and should be liked

Confused, but liking corn at the same time is what Cornfused is

by Fake_Name December 21, 2019

cornos

(Portuguese) When a woman cuckolds her husband or partner, she is said to "pôr-lhe os cornos", which, literally translated, means "she planted two bull horns on top of her man's head".

The cuckolded husband is referred to as "corno". After filha da puta and paneleiro, "corno" is the most insulting thing you can call a Portuguese man.

"Palitos" and "Chifres" are humorous synonyms for cornos.

A tua gaja anda a pôr-te os cornos! / Your woman has been sleeping around!

Aquele já não pode com os cornos. / That guy has been cheated on so many times, he can barely hold his horns up.

by New Marquis de Carabas September 20, 2005

Coroused

Confusion while aroused. A coroused state may be made up of equal parts aroused and confused or mainly one emotion or the other.

A good example for being Coroused is Cartoon porn, It is confusing as to why somebody would make this type of porn but on further investigation the film is slightly arousing. The term may also be used by somebody that is in a sexual confusing situation such as homosexual sex or group sex.

by MeatAx3 June 10, 2010

cornfused

Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.

I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.

Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.

by slipperyslope21 August 23, 2010

Cornfused

The state of bewilderment arising from not knowing the source of the corn in one's crap.

With a cornfused look on his face, Bryan tried to recall last night's dinner.

by TuckerFucker April 5, 2010

Cornfusion

the state of being bewildered or unclear in one's mind about where the corn in your crap originated

Halfway through his morning shower, Mark finally remembered where the corn in his poop was from. His cornfusion was at an end.

by GoCtotheB June 12, 2015