cornback rattler

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.

I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

cornpacker

"A derogatory term for a gay Iowan."

As quoted by Stephen Colbert on 9/24/10, during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, and Border Security.

Dude that cornpacker was totally checking you out.

Hey man, don't be a cornpacker, ask that bitch out!

by Gmandanovitz55 September 26, 2010

cornicate

To engage in anal sex before marriage

She wore a white dress on her wedding day, but that didn't mean she hadn't cornicated.

by johndogrev January 14, 2009

Cornback Sewer Trout

A firm stool embedded with corn.

The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.

by Clessard April 30, 2008

cornpacker

Derogatory term for a Gay Iowan.

I can't believe that guy is entering the quilting contest at the Iowa State Fair; he must be a cornpacker."

by cspan3lurker September 25, 2010

cornback rattler

A corn-riddled turd.

Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.

by Lugnuts February 12, 2014

cornice

Butthole

I will shove my prick in your cornice- Aristophanes

by Greek Woman in pursuit of lads May 24, 2011