Cornfused

When a person is confused, but likes corn at the same time. Corn is yummy and should be liked

Confused, but liking corn at the same time is what Cornfused is

by Fake_Name December 21, 2019

cornfused

Confused; Noun; Infused with corn
or
Cornfused; Noun; a typo in texting

Dave- Yo, I'm so cornfused right now
John- Uh, Dave, is that a typo for 'confused' or are you actually infused with corn?
Dave- Egderp, that is a typo, for your information I am not infused with corn you asshole
John- Jeez Dave, no need to be so rude

by a homestuck nerd July 6, 2017

Cornfused

When you get questioned so much that you rethink your total education and realize that everything is wrong.

Are you cornfused?

im so cornfused!

by cornwellllllll December 15, 2017

Cornfused

When you have to shit so bad you cant think straight

Pepe had to shit so bad he was cornfused by the border patrol officer's questions

by Tommyxoverhung January 7, 2018

cornfused

When your brain is cloudy from the continuous consumption of corn infused American foods.

Rylan was cornfused as to why Darlene called him daddy, even though all Miller County knew they were related before marriage.

by Elios26400 May 18, 2018

Confused him

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014