Cornfed poon

A girl, usually from the mid-west, who is thick boned and apparently well-fed, that has amazing poon. Typically plays softball.

Dude: "That girl that moved in from Nebraska pitches on our softball team. I'll bet she's got some amazing cornfed poon. "

Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"

by VenomSaver July 8, 2012

Cornfused

The state of bewilderment arising from not knowing the source of the corn in one's crap.

With a cornfused look on his face, Bryan tried to recall last night's dinner.

by TuckerFucker April 5, 2010

clownfaced

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.

Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.

by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008

Confazed

Being confused and amazed at the same time.

I'm confazed did you really suck Jayden's dick?

by $Bitchsuckdick$ January 24, 2019

Coonface

A person who acts like a Black man or woman to your face but is actually white, and is just a wanna be in it;

You is a white boy in it, stop acting like a Coonface man, you're showing yaself right up now, act right will ya man!

by 2229Starfish July 10, 2019

cornfused

Drunken slur for the word confused. Usually occurs after a half a case of Beast...

"Dude... thish freaking game is corfusing"

by PyroKep April 17, 2004

Cornbacked Rattler

A hot corn filled shat! Leaves your anus burning long after the wipe. Often caused by eating lots of corn with a spicy Cajun or Mexican entree.

Man Ernesto's mom is a great cook but I always end up getting bit by the Cornbacked Rattler!

by swanballs August 30, 2010