one who eats his/her corn the long way in a very gay and homoerotic fashion while using the pornstar-esque wrist action...or one who in general is just an idiot or is particularly irritating.
by SNH fireman May 23, 2012
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"You know where to score some weed?" "Sure just drive down the main drag in Coldwater and pump up the bass in your truck, a couple street rats should pop out of the alley".
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Brad: Hey Brooke want to go shopping in Coldwater!?
Brooke: Sure! I heard Walmart is having a big sale!
Brooke: Sure! I heard Walmart is having a big sale!
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Get the Corntatered mug.a small mid west Ohio town. Many families are incest, your uncle may also be your father. All the guys are WHITE and they they are "gangster" if you don't have crew cut black socks and a flat bill you cant be from Coldwater. although incest they do produce a cute girl from time to time
Girl 1 "hey i found you a guy from Coldwater would you wana meet him?"
Girl 2 "hell no he lost his virginity to his mother!!!"
Girl 2 "hell no he lost his virginity to his mother!!!"
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