cosign

- to agree to assume the payments on a loan to a hard lender such as a bank, not if but when, the borrower defaults on the loan.

"You realize Mr Snodgrass, that you are liable for the full payment of this loan or any unpaid balance thereof, should the borrower fail to meet his contractual obligations? And we're betting that he will based on his financial profile.

by Jim Burke July 14, 2005

cosign

1)v.- To be a second party on a loan or purchase of material goods, usually resulting in unwanted debt for the cosignee, and a lesson in life about the limits of friendship and one of the pitfalls of same.

I never should've cosigned for that loan, now I have to pay for a car my buddy crashed before he skipped out on the loan.

by cunninglinguist July 15, 2005

consignatary

In organized crime, Mob Bosses cannot leave anywhere for the fear of ambush, so they have legal representatives go in their place. One of the highest positions for a non-family member in the Mob.

Also used in College, when a 'leader' wants nothing to do with someone, they will have to talk to his Consignatary.

1. "Damn, we were gonna hit that Mafioso, but the fucker just sent a Consignatary..."

2. Hold on, lemme see if he wants to talk to you. okay, no, he's unavailable.

by Anti October 15, 2004

Cosignlingus

When you read a post so reprehensible you feel compelled to block every single person who agreed or cosigned it.

In the recent era of in your face racism, fascism and anti-semitism, such a word was needed to explain how dirty one can feel reading White Nationalist and White supremacist literature and the urge to block anything or anyone associated with it. I call it #TrumpEraEnglish.

After reading an White Nationalist Facebook post denouncing the Holocaust, I engaged in an orgy of cosignlingus feeling completely filthy that some people I called friend were among them.

by AFailureToCommunicate November 22, 2016

Consign

One fucking awsome band from the east bay.

You will feed Consign your babies for dinner because you love their music so much.

by Unknown October 30, 2003

cosign

1.
To instigate

2.
To add in ones opinion or "two cents".

"I did not sleep with your sister... Ralph was only cosigning, its a lie."

by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 29, 2004

cosign

to agree with someone even if the person is politically incorrect

lol...Sepia

by tracey mack October 17, 2003