Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.
Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!
by BeastMode1987 October 18, 2019
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An atmosphere or situation involving distress, anxiety, agony, etc.
May also be a term for a "shrink."
An atmosphere or situation involving distress, anxiety, agony, etc.
May also be a term for a "shrink."
- High school is just a pressure cooker unless you get involved.
- A pressure cooker fishes for answers through a series of questions.
- A pressure cooker fishes for answers through a series of questions.
by Karl Morris May 4, 2006
Get the pressure cooker mug.When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesn’t flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.
Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.
by Diaper8 February 2, 2023
Get the Pressure-Cooker mug.while showering, you lather your partner in soap then bust a massive rippling fart. While you quickly exit the shower, you turn up the hot water leaving your partner to cook in the stinky steam while they rinse off.
Alex: lather up hun......pfFFFfttt
Mel: aw nasty, you just turned this into a pressure cooker!
Alex: ha ha ha peace
Mel: aw nasty, you just turned this into a pressure cooker!
Alex: ha ha ha peace
by navibrator January 28, 2011
Get the pressure cooker mug.My wife was cozy under her weighted blanket until I trapped her underneath and gave her a pressure cooker.
by Linguist-King April 23, 2020
Get the Pressure Cooker mug.A cross between the dutch oven and cleveland steamer. A sex act where the man proceeds to take as large a shit as possible, preferably after eating mexican food, kimchi or drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon to create that stew like consistency that is so familiar in the pressure cooker, on the womans chest and pulls the covers over her head to pin her to the bed while she futily tries to fight her way out.
Best served along with a Manatee.
Best served along with a Manatee.
Guy: Yeah man Cindy wouldn't swallow last week so I gave her a bitchin pressure cooker to teach her a lesson. She gobbles that shit now.
Guy2: Wooord
Guy2: Wooord
by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007
Get the pressure cooker mug.Someone who keeps quiet until they're crossed. They always have a series of roasts and comebacks because they've kept to themselves until "opened".
Damn I didn't know Drake hated Meek Mill so much!
Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.
Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.
by Isaiahistoohot October 7, 2016
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