Crotchability

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'

"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".

by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010

Cootch Pad

The Cootch Pad can be found in many different places. It is most commonly found on your female mausesse. This rugid, firm pad can be worn by the mausesse to cover the female genitales from wondering fingers, or any type of foreign invasion. Many women wear the Cootch Pad on a first date to proctect the cootch sauce from being smelt right away. They are reusable after proper sanitizing.

1) Hey Tommy, was your mausesse wearing a Cootch Pad? Mine sure as hell was!

2) Jess, Don't you leave this house tonight without yourCootch Pad on. That Donnie has wondering hands. Protect the Cootch sauce.
3) While doing her weekly grocery shopping Christine was Groped by the meat manager in isle #6, thank goodness she was wearing her Cootch Pad. Which by the way can be purchaed in isle #2. Small, Med, Fupa size available.

by Big "B" April 12, 2014

Coochavore

A man who is a whore

“Jake is such a coochavore, he is always sleeping around.”

by Lil Chug December 3, 2020

cootch

pussy; female genitalia

"Andy get's all the COOTCH he wants."

by andy April 8, 2003

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch

Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick

by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchal

having to do with or around the crotch

try and get yourself some crotchal action

by Auspex August 4, 2006

crotchal

Of or relating to the groin.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008