I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2018

coordinized

a hybrid word meaning coordinated and organized; meaning to function as a unit, in addition to matching (in terms of color or clothing)

"melissa's team is so coordinized!!!"

by thewoodman May 31, 2009

Coordinated cock slam

When you use your penis to kill a mosquito on your ballsack. Created in response to the "It Is Only When A Mosquito Lands On Your Testicles Meme"

Hey, there is a mosquito on my ballsack.
Just use the coordinated cock slam.

by Donier87 April 13, 2022

mal-coordinated

One who lacks coordination

She's so mal-coordinated she could be australian.

by Krzys May 15, 2009

polar coordinates and complex numbers

A unit of study in General Specialist Math. It involves maping out points on both Argand diagrams and basic cartesian planes.
"Complex numbers" involve a set of Real (Re) and Imaginary (Im) numbers. Imaginary numbers are represented by the letter i and are represented on a Argand diagram.

polar coordinates and complex numbers are useful for solving other geometric equations

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

coordinates_bedrockedition

The coordinates of Bedrock edition

initialize "coordinates_bedrockedition"

by coordinates_vba June 8, 2020

coordinate plane

a system for locating points in two dimensions that uses a horizontal axis and a vertical axis

Sandra needed a coordinate plane with a maximum value of 140. She named the point (120, 132) because she had to move 120 positive units along the x-axis and 132 units along the y-axis to place it on the coordinate plane

by A+School Student June 8, 2022