Countach

Adj. Incrediably Awesome; miraculous; great; totally boss.

Really stoked on this feeling - it's a total countach.

by Ian Matthew Michael Marcellus June 10, 2010

Coonyacht

A single testicle

I got hit right in my left coonyacht

by pussmeat July 21, 2019

countach

The tuft of hair above the meat curtains, usually creating the illusion of a vagina mustache.

"Would it kill you to trim back your countach? I feel like I'm staring at Tom Selleck here."

by Don Botang III July 28, 2008

countach

The tuft of hair above the meat curtains, usually creating the illusion of a vagina mustache.

"Would it kill you to trim back your countach? I feel like I'm staring at Tom Selleck here."

by Don Botang III, Esq. May 6, 2006

coontash

the small patch of hair that black men grow just below the lower lip, usually accompanied by a moustache.

The man was described as black around 30 years old, about 5' 10" with a short afro, moustach and a coontash.

by Dr ARBY February 8, 2008

Countach

A regional Italian slang expression, nearly inoffensive, of awe, admiration, surprise, and/or appreciation, often uttered upon seeing a spectacularly gorgeous feminalien.

Pal: Holy minced wombat! Lookit that hot chikiki that just walked in!
Buddy: Countach! I gotta git me some of that!

by insidiot October 26, 2018

countach

Sometimes spelled 'coontosh' in modern tongues. It refers to the genetalia of an aferican american woman.

"I can smell the coutach from here"

by Aaron Green January 9, 2005