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Cookleta

Cookleta is a term used to define the pairing of American Idol's Season 7 contestants David Cook & David Archuleta. "Cook" originates from David Cook's last name, and "leta" is derived from the last four letters of David Archuleta's surname. This pairing also happens to have the most evidence of any other pairing of Season 7. This ranges from video footage of handstands, multiple hugs and chest caresses to photographs of lingering lust-stares and adoring glances.
*after seeing the TRL hug and piggyback ride*
Fan #1: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SOMETHING BROTHERLY IS GOING ON INSIDE THEIR MINDS?
Fan #2: I am in a serious need of an oxygen tank. The cuteness is KILLING ME. (you! =D)
Fan #3: OHMYGAYGOD!
Fan #4: Take that, Kim Caldwell.
Fan #5: I bet he wouldn't let Kim jump on his back like that...
Fan #6: *dies*
Fan #7: Cookleta OWNS all, true fact.
by davids4life August 11, 2008
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Cookleta

The 'canonrific' pairing of Season 7 American Idol contestants, David Cook and David Archuleta.
I kept watching that video of Cookleta doing handstands. Who knows what else they do when they're alone?
by wonderwall14 August 10, 2008
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Cooley Tat

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
by doucherbagger February 20, 2010
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Cooley'd

To be Cooley'd is when someone's actions or lack of action cause's a monumental amount of grief for you & others.
This is mostly achieved by doing half of the task at hand then palming it off to someone else to do.
It can also be achieved by one person consistently badgering you with stupid shit that they can do themselves.

Mostly the person who has Cooley'd you will be unaware that they have done it.
I rang Tom about the order and he told me Graham has it. I rang Graham to find out what was going on. It turns out Graham did half of it, then hand balled it to someone else. Oh shit, I've been Cooley'd.
by Maverick77 December 8, 2010
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coakley

verb: to lose something - particularly but not limited to a political race - which was once thought to be easily attainable.
If you're too confident, and believe you're as great as everyone says you are, you'll coakley the game for sure.
by putch22 January 19, 2010
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Cooksey

Weed smoking Shoalin martial arts expert. Often unphased by the Muay Thai Cock Block, and highly Accurate at connecting the Muay Thai Cock to the Head. Commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.
Male 1: Where's my girlfriend?
Male 2: She's with Cooksey.
Male 1: Fuck.
by Smokey1996 September 25, 2014
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Cookiey

Cookiey mad man
by Cookiey May 5, 2021
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