coogasm

An intense craving for a cookie. When this craving is fulfilled, a strange faarp is released.

Person 1: That is one scrumcious-looking cookie.
Person 2: True dat. I think I just had a coogasm.
Person 1: Dude. Me too.
Person 2: Faarp
Person 1: Faarp

by CookieLuvr629 September 1, 2013

coogan

1. A type of measurment or container.
2. An animal from the medieval ages, such as a knyvan.

1. I went to the store and bought a coogn of milk.
2. I was afraid when I saw the ferocious coogan.

by D-vizzle January 20, 2009

Coogan's Bluff

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, when Clint Eastwood comes in and takes full advantage of her. Then winks at you as he walks out.

Dude, last night i got a Coogan's Bluff pulled on me. I wasn't even mad.

by Coogan Crew April 29, 2006

Coomans

The man with only one name, although he has been occasionally referred to as Michael, no one knows why. Drives a mini and was once a key part in the War Against Harvey.

"Coomans!" No more need be said.

by Random Number February 1, 2005

Jackie Coogan

Bald, fat character actor best known for playing Uncle Fester in The Addams Family and countless 1950s/60s/70s B films and TV shows.

Jackie Coogan was the only true Uncle Fester.

by Rattus cattus October 26, 2006

The Coogan 1-2

You punch someone in the throat as you grab their collar, then slap them in the face with a lightning-like open palm. This must be all in one motion.

I gave that tweaker the Coogan 1-2 last night. It destroyed him.

by coogan crew May 2, 2006

coogan

A term used to describe an individual who is constantly concealing their body by large trench coats...even in the heat of summer. Naked bodies are very offensive to this person. This individual insists that sexual activity is gross and not to their liking...so to release sexual urges they enjoy riding a bicycle around the city. A person being deemed as a "coogan" has some kind of inner issues with the opposite sex as well....even if they deny it.

Man: "I bet you have the sexiest ass in this town but why do you have to be such a coogan about it?!!!"

Woman: "I just don't feel comfortable with showing my skin....I don't even like taking showers naked."

by Three B January 30, 2009