Chocolatey Conveyor

Mr cringe's filthy little chocolate bar that he uses to stir his apple pie

apple pie marvelled at the size of Mr Cringe's Chocolatey Conveyor

by The Ints April 7, 2022

Geneva Convention

Something I've violated.

If you don't shut up the Geneva Conventions will become the Geneva Suggestions.

by Salamander888 April 20, 2020

Chocolatey Conveyor

A poor excuse for a failed system in which selling tracksuits is more profitable than the factory you’ve spent countless hours building.

“Madam, perhaps i could interest you in my *chocolatey conveyor*”

by Bacon Wizard April 7, 2022

Tool Convention

Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.

Duuuude, you really didn't miss anything: that wedding was basically a tool convention.

by Steinus July 19, 2012

conversation piece

any type of decoration or accessory that sparks interest or curiousity among first-time onlookers.

Often they will ask questions regarding its origin, how you acquired it...etc. , thus leading to a conversation.

"I don't know how you got that Model T Ford in your living room, but I gotta say it does make an intersting conversation piece!"

by polo September 6, 2004

Hot Coney

When a girl eats a box of hot tamale candies then proceeds to give a guy head, giving him the sensation that his dick is on fire.

"dude last night your sister gave me a hot coney, i had to call the fire department cause i thought my dick was on fire"

"hahahaha! next time put a bag of ice on it dude"

by shortstack&klondikebar August 23, 2011

Post Convention Depression Disorder

A condition affectiong conventioneers upon returning home. Symptoms include hangover (usually on the 1st day after return from convention) , lack of satisfaction in life because you're not at convention and checking the calendar every day to see how long until the next convention. Sufferers often write inconsequential messages on facebook or texts to other sufferers. This temporarily seems to provide some relief, but the effect doesn't last.

Sorry, I'm just not happy. I think I have Post Convention Depression Disorder.

by Chim007 April 13, 2011