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Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.
Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."
by Stolen0xD July 17, 2012
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conversational onanist

A term for a person who talks to themself.
My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020
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conversationalist

someone who has knowledge in many aspects of life and can come up with a remark to keep a conversation going
GUY: i think that if it was anyone else that i would get sick of it but theres just something about you that i think we could legit talk forever

GIRL: i'm just such a witty conversationalist
by jon doen July 26, 2010
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conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall
I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
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conservationalist

An environmentalist that reifys the union of fundamental conservative political values along with environmental sustainability.
Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.

Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".

Conservationalist: "Damn straight."
by Crackoline March 12, 2015
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Conversational coma

Is a uncomfortable period of time of silence, in which two people who are usually in the beginning stages of a potential relationship, discover the horror of complete and utter silence. Usually this period of time is so long, that any hope of a sexual encounter is quickly extinguished.
My date was so hot! but my conversational coma kicked in thus i ended the night like i usually do, crying and masturbating.
by MohammedMudSlaP June 25, 2009
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conversational puma

A Conversational Puma is a loud and opportunistic member of a conversation. The "puma" part comes from the person's tendency to "pounce" on you when you are trying to tell a story with loud interjections like "NO WAY" or "I KNOW". Though its debateable whether the conversational puma is truely interested in what you are saying or if he/she is just patronizing you, the story usually ends up being truncated for no other reason than to avoid being loudly interrupted.

This word was recently pioneered on the radio program Loveline by Adam Carolla.
Jesus christ, I hate that Suzy. I can't finish a single sentence with her without her pouncing on me with 'OMG' or something like that. She's such a conversational puma.
by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005
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