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Convergence

the coming together of two farts to create a super fart
When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence.
by ps8110bill March 28, 2009
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Convergence

When two anal gas excretions are mixed together to make one smell so horrible that it causes someone to pass out.
After Tom and Bill get done saddlebacking each other for hours on end, they like to end their romantic session by creating a big convergence for themselves from their newly stretched anal parts. Then they hold and caress each other softly while they slowly drift off to sleep.
by RockaRolla20 May 27, 2009
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Converge

The act of bringing two penis tips together. A commonly enjoyed homosexual act, it is used to give both partners the feeling of "domination" that many crave. Many describe the experience as an explosive reaction that immediately results from the feel of another penis's tip. The explosion is a powerful wave that knocks both partners back in a sea of pleasure, leaving both exhausted and satisfied.
The explosive mess left by our convergence was only a sweet reminder of the mind-blowing effect that two penis heads can have on each other.

Dad: What were you doing with your friend the other night? Son: Converging dad, all the guys are doing it! Dad: Haha, I know. It just reminds me of my crazy days of Penis touching, boy did I spend hours cleaning up after those nights!
by Grow an inch a year August 17, 2012
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CONvergence

A totally rockin' sci-fi/fantasy convention help in Minneapolis on the 4th of July weekend every year. The sexiest con ever.
I am always way sexy at CONvergence!
by Puddin' Tain July 7, 2003
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converging

A verb indicating that you are currently working your shift at convergys.
Steve called and asked Lance if he wanted to come chill and smoke. Lance replied, "Sorry man, I'm converging right now"
by scuba February 12, 2005
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to converge planes

a nerdy way of saying having sex in the missionary position

inspired by geometry...nerd-ass sex
D was creepin on S in his office, put on some Marvin Gaye, and suggested "to converge planes" later on at his place.
by prep+pimp sandwhich November 14, 2009
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Convergical Exodus

A phrase used when a group, more than two, leave and office on a Friday afternoon. Mostly used in the music business. Can be related to a Biblical exodus.
My boss, his assistant, and I wanted to leave on Friday afternoon from the office, so we had a Convergical Exodus.
by Matt or Mark January 16, 2008
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