Chunkles

This is a big fat, hobo resembling, beared person that turns up at your house and then refuses to leave until it is past midnight.

"Chunkles, please vacate my crib, it's 11:52."
"8 minutes yet."

by Stev III June 19, 2006

Confunkled

To be or become Confused.

"That problem really confunkled me!"

by Eva 02 December 8, 2003

crunklesided

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards, back-asswards, and sideways; caddywhompus

This old house sure dose have some crunklesided walls.

by Geoge P. Burdell July 27, 2016

crunkles

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

by vinnysboyfriend May 28, 2023

countless bodies

someone who is sexy AF

Chad: yo he has countless bodies

Holly: Amen

by Jabba The Hutton April 24, 2020

counkle

A relative who is both your uncle and your cousin.

Went to Milano Tx to visit my counkle!

by BruteTheBeast September 17, 2015

countless

Impossible to count. The empty set.

"I've heard from, eh... countless members of the FBI" - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

by aaasgeir April 21, 2019