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cuntemplating

Thinking about how to bring a bitch down.
He was cuntemplating while stalking his ratchet hoe, ex-boyfriend's Instagram.
by bcrystal February 22, 2015
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Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.
"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.
by Wetpaperbag February 7, 2010
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Contempted

When someone (usually an opp) gets bitten on their eye by a mosquito and becomes dumbfounded.
Man like Sanjay is bare contempted. I heard a mosquito suckled upon his optical sphere and one's gangsterial capabilities have been compromised, yuh dig.
by Grall but Holy October 2, 2022
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Condomplate

To contemplate the use of a condom.
She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?
by Treyfo' September 13, 2011
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contemplation

to be thoughtful, to express your feelings and emotions/ to try and communicate with god within yourself, to prey or request with him
Contemplation - If toay was prefect there would be no need for tomorrow
by Lucky Lunacy December 22, 2005
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contempathy

n. Contempt immediately followed by empathy, as coined by Marc Maron in his stand-up comedy special More Later.
I don't even know what it was, but my brain just went, "Fuck that guy," but then like two seconds later my brain just went, "Aw, he's sad." My contempathy for him was strong.
by riverharkness10 September 12, 2016
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Condomplate

When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO
When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.
by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019
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