Conzuelo

The most beautiful girl ever! She’s one of those people who no matter what shes there. She can be salty at times but is as sweet as candy if u ain’t that one kid. If u are lucky enough to have a Conzuelo in your life... protect her at all costs!

Martin: Damn Jose! Who’s that!

Jose: That’s Conzuelo!

Martin: She’s gorgeous

Jose: Hell yeah bro

by notpillowz September 3, 2018

Consuela

The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.

Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."

by seastone130 March 17, 2010

Consuela

Universal name for a hotel maid.

"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"

by GreenMonter August 8, 2005

gnarly consuelos

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.

Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.

by yu sun March 30, 2009

Consuela

No,No. We need more Lemon Pledge.....

Announcer: Is Mister John home?
Consuela: No, No. Mister John no home.

by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017

consualo

smart;independent,beautiful woman

your a real consualo

by justin rodgers April 7, 2010

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!

by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005