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Constipidity

*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity
"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity
by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015
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Consausidate

consausidate (v)
ex. consausidating, consausidated, consausidater, consausidation

1) The consensual effort of mixing male bodily fluids in a beautiful harmonic symphony of bromantic passion.

2) Commonly misspelled as "consaucidate," which also means
1)

a: Hey bro, wanna play gamecube?
b: Nah, man, tonight... let's consausidate.
by sdjcvillin April 23, 2010
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Constipidity

To not be able to spit out your words
Man you have constipidity or somthing
by SpecialOpsMonkey February 21, 2015
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Constipidity

*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity
"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity
by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015
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constapissed

When you know you have to piss but can't or you have a hard time pissing
Tom: Dude Mark I can't piss man quit watching me.

Mark: You must be constapissed
by Big C from the 985 January 6, 2009
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Constumized

Sophia wore constumized shoes to make herself fancy.
by StvD January 1, 2012
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constupidity

When someone is so full of stupidity that there is no hope of stupidity ever leaving them.
I'm tired of dealing with Dennis, he has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. His constupidity is bringing down our party.
by hsilived May 20, 2016
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