superlative conspiracy

the conspiracy that states super man had a very small penis and therefore wore tight items of clothing to create the visual allusion that it is bigger than it actually is. hence the female attention he receives through out his super life. What he didn't consider though was the lack of sperm he may now have.

Tony Blair, Superman, Dick Nightingale, The Pope:
A superlative conspiracy is the definition of a person who acts up to compensate for a lack of downstairs penis.

by The Mask of Zorro August 14, 2008

Enloe High School Conspiracy

THE POOL ON THE EAST BUILDING ROOF

THE WEST BUILDING BASEMENT

THE CAFETERIA BACKROOM

AND THE CELLULAR DATA NEUTRALIZATION FORCE FIELD

YOU MUST NOT AVERT YOUR EYES. THE ENLOE HIGH SCHOOL CONSPIRACY WILL GUIDE YOU

by sebastian_debeste December 1, 2023

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

《¤》Your《¤》Conspiracy《¤》Is《¤》Killing《¤》So《¤》Comma《¤》Do《¤》It《¤》

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《¤》Your《¤》Conspiracy《¤》Is《¤》Killing《¤》So《¤》Comma《¤》Do《¤》It《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

iphone conspiracy

used by many 1D fans to speak on “larry stylinson”

“i mean if you google conspiracy on IPHONES.. you’re gonna get a conspiracy.. but there’s obviously no truth to it like ObViOuSlY🤩🤚🏻💫”

-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)

by idkmanijustwantedtoputonething August 12, 2020

Conspiracy

A collective noun that describes a group of drones.

A Conspiracy of Drones has been spotted flying over towns in Colorado and Nebraska.

by Shuffle Function January 6, 2020