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Consort consolation

What a mate does to relieve her empty, mundane, lonely life, while hubby is in the trance of making the next million.
Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.
by Catholic Devil May 4, 2009
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consorti

Cuban for "dawg"
"Oye que bola consorti "

"Oye consorti que pinga te pasa soclase de mariconson me cago en la madre de tu madre comepingon"
by slipperc0ck September 19, 2018
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Consortiumist

A student or faculty member of a college consortium, especially the Claremont Colleges, who exhibits a prejudiced belief that one of the institutions is superior to others.
"Yikes. That girl gave me all kinds of judge-y looks once she found out which college I was from. What a consortiumist."

"That is messed up, I guess consortiumism isn't dead after all.
by heyclaremontheyhey April 26, 2011
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Consortium

A group of morons trying to organise a hockey team
Did you hear the consortium turned up to last week's game with 6 players and a 1 legged GK?
by MapleLeaf2021 April 28, 2021
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consornemplatson

its like a doohicky, whatchumacallit or thingymabob...
say, hand me that consornemplatson..
also an album for sale on itunes by w.r.young...
hand me that consornemplatson please...
by vamdoozy August 27, 2009
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queer's consort

Noun, a woman a gay man kisses when drunk. The partner of a queen but not a king. Thus a consort
She fancies herself as a fag hag, but she doesn't have the natural flair. She's more of a queer's consort
by Princess Buddah November 19, 2013
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royal consort

A royal consort is a woman who is used for sexual gratification among a royal family a person who is matted with frequently for the mans pleasure the woman’s enjoyment and in fact her wants and needs are completely irrelevant it is only the man who is using her body to achieve orgasm that matters
King Louis really liked the appearance of Sara so commanded her family to give her to him to be used as his royal consort whenever he was horny
by Chauvinisticbastard December 3, 2021
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