Conwayed

taking a key word or concept someone is asking you and going on a completely different tangent.

Q. Alternative facts are not facts. They're falsehoods.
A. Listen, do you think it's a fact or not that millions of people lost their health insurance plans under Obamacare.

Host just got Conwayed

by Bo Obama February 13, 2017

Claire Conway

The most perfect girl in the world. A 10/10, even though she doesn't realize it sometimes.

Claire Conway is the most amazing girl ever, and she tastes amazing. Hopefully she will be single some day.

by anonymous123482737485 December 3, 2014

Kane conway

The gayest homeboy you will ever see. He is a mean homeskillite and likes to airhump fire hydrants. He enjoys dog rape in all categories.

Kane Conway please don’t dry hump that fire hydrant they have so much to live for!

by Honeywheresmysupersuit April 18, 2018

conrapotion

conrapotion: the degree to which something, someplace, or someone gets so wrapped up in the drama (the moment) and the commotion, that nobody knows what's going on anymore.

Steven: "That wedding was so full of conrapotion that i thought i was watching a Days of our Lives episode.

Bridgett: "So in other words you loved it."

by diz1776 June 17, 2009

Jimmy Conrad

The sexiest and greatest american soocer player of all time. Not to mention the greatest center back in the history of the game.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.

Example 1.
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."

Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."

by frankBRILLIANT! January 31, 2009

The Conrad

This is a when you used a socked foot to rub your girlfriends labia while sitting in a public place.

The Conrad can be used while attending a class with your girlfriend sitting across you, you slide your foot between her legs and begin rubbing her vaginal area.

"She wanted me soo bad during class, I had to pull the Conrad just to keep her happy"

by p2brams May 13, 2010

Jimmy Conway Stare

This is a look you give somebody or something as you consider whether to kill or end it's existence.

It is an outward sign of malicious intent which the victim can perceive.

It's origins are from The 1989 film "Goodfellas" where the gang boss Jimmy Conway (played by Robert DeNiro) is depicted in a bar staring at his 'crew' and trying to decide whether he should 'whack' them all and keep the stolen money.

CEO: "To be honest, I'm giving the whole sales team the Jimmy Conway stare..."

Ricky: "I'm not sure if it's working out with Julie, I'm giving the relationship the Jimmy Conway stare"

Laura: "this laptop is old and rubbish, i'm starting to give it the Jimmy Conway stare"

by Mikey~ March 9, 2010