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Target Confusion

Occurs in dialogue. When someone says something so idiotic, there are so many possible jokes you could make; you don't know which one to go for, and end up saying nothing.
1 - "That tooth still buggin' ya?"
2 - "Yeah, i had to get an implant the other day. You ever had an uh, an implant in your mouth?"
1 - O_o "I think that's what they call Target Confusion. So many jokes i could have made, i just didn't know which one to go for."
by Jack of Hats February 5, 2010
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Concussion Water

Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.
After a night of drinking concussion water...

Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"

Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"
by Wisconsin18 July 6, 2011
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Organized Confusion

Messy, splintered into 1000 pieces, all over the place, yet meticulously together and beautifully chaotic. A description of pivitol points in the music of the legendary band Nirvana. "Organized Confusion" is the name of the demo recorded by Kurt Cobain in December 1982 at his Aunt Mari Earl's house. Today is February 20, 2015. Kurt Cobain was born on February 20, 1967, and died by self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head on April 5, 1994. He would have been 48 years old today.
Equipped with his electric guitar, Earl's bass, an empty pink Samsonite suitcase and a set of wooden spoons, 15 year old Kurt Cobain set about laying down tracks on Earl's TEAC A-2340 recorder. He named the resulting demo Organized Confusion.
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
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blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. Typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.
Joe: Last night sucked man. Blanket confusion kept me up for so long...
Matt: Sucks to suck!
by gtg01 March 25, 2012
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Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009
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Anal Concussion

The act of being fucked in the ass too hard that you are given a concussion.
During my 6 years of being in prison I got 23 anal concussions!
by DmasterG March 3, 2014
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i am confusion

A phrase saying that you are confused used in a simi popular internet meme.
(Hears a confusing theory on 9/11) . I am confusion.
by Sober calvin February 26, 2017
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