Confizzled

What your boyfriend feels like when he doesn't know what you got him for his birthday.

Boy: I am so Confizzled about what you got me for my birthday.
Girl: you are thinking of this surprise in the wrong context

by hesgettingsome December 7, 2009

conjizzled

When you are so confused and jizz in your pants.

Did you know that dinosaurs use to roam the earth and ate TJ's?

"What? What are you talking about? I'm conjizzled!

by Sweetweet May 11, 2014

confizzled

confussing or misunderstood

i was really confizzled

by ham514 May 13, 2010

confizzied

combination of confused and dizzy.

someone was running to fast and fell and he got confizzied.

by Tessie Rebecca April 5, 2008

confizzled

to be confusededededed......ededed

everyone was talking in a different language and i was confizzled......ededededed

by phsycotic bitch January 12, 2004

Confizzled

A word douche bags use instead of saying confused.

Person 1: Do you like him or not?
Person 2: Dawg, i'm CONFIZZLED

by JessicaBALLS August 25, 2010

Conjizzled

When you can't cum

Hurry up Ben I don't got all day

I'm sorry sis I'm just a bit conjizzled

by lildicknega January 13, 2020