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Congerbating

To masturbate while fantasizing about someone so intently, that you start to believe you actually had sex with that person.
Congerbater: Hey you know that Jessica chick? man I nailed her hard.

Friend A: No, I know for a fact that you did not. You were Congerbating again weren't you?
by Kamisama-x November 6, 2009
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Contribate

Verb: The act of thinking about masterbating.

Contribater; noun, a person who often thinks about masterbating.

Contribated, contribation, contribates, contribating.
I think Jimmy is contribating while he is at work.

Jimmy is such a contribater.
by Camorado October 6, 2016
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wherever particular people congregate

Written on each and every pack of Pall Mall ciggarettes
by Royal Pineapple June 14, 2004
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Congregational Capitalists

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.
Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.
by Wisdom Seeker November 8, 2014
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carousel congregation

In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.
Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!

Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!
by Lorenzo Latrino October 2, 2010
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Colorless Congregation

A group of white people that believe they’re oppressed with no actual evidence to back it up.
“The colorless congregation stormed the capital on January 6 because they couldn’t accept that Trump lost the election.”

“Did you know that Rebecca is a part of the Colorless Congregation?”
by Overthisbullshit2021 October 13, 2021
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Congregation

The dog poop stuck in the bottom of your shoe
I stepped in something squishy and realized I have congregation
by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018
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