When an individual proceeds to change his or her status to a confusing statement or phrase that leaves the reader with questions of either the authors state of mind or motive.
This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
Steve: Dude, what is up with Bill?
Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.
Example Status:
Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.
Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.
Example Status:
Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.
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Get the Confusebooking mug.Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.
Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.
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An african-american who does not know anything about his background so he then decides to follow sterotypes of the asian race and then soon becomes an asian therefore becoming completely racially confused
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Get the sexually confused mug.A quote from American sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air which has since become a meme response to when someone has apparently tried to do something positive or well-intentioned, but with little success or while failing to entirely understand the thing they are trying to support.
Social media post: let's not send our navy seals into another pointless conflict!
Reply: yes, war is barbaric, and just look at their cute little whiskers!
Person: he a little confused but he got the spirit
Reply: yes, war is barbaric, and just look at their cute little whiskers!
Person: he a little confused but he got the spirit
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