confuzzlated

confused + puzzled + -lated?

confuzzled with a '-lated' added on the end for fun.

i was so confuzzlated in math class cuz all the numbers on the board don't mean jackshit.

by superflychick June 3, 2006

confuzzlated

Nt understanding what someone is talking about as they rant on about something you have no clue about.

Boy: Oh my gosh did you see the Mets pwn up the Cubs last night, and with that Homer offZambrano?

Girl: wait what? I'm confuzzlated!

by GabbersxxxD August 6, 2007

confusilated

confused or lost in the moment or just not making much sense

a confusilated mindset known basically throughout the african american population

by nique590 November 13, 2011

Confusicated

When a relationship is confusing and complicated.

Luke- "Hey Josh, are you and Ashley dating?"
Josh- "Kinda, no, yes, I don't really know, it's confusicated."
Luke- "Oh, I guess I understand."

by colton the flying monkey November 13, 2011

confuselate

To confuse, to teach someone chemistry to at 8:00 in the morning when they're too busy drawing pictures of you with wings and a tail.
SYN- confusercize

Godammit, Jenny... this confuselates me. Did she just say blarklhdgadkjg?

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Confusinated F***

Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.

Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.

The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.

(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.

by Elite Slipknot Maggot April 9, 2010

[confustrated]

When your so confused. Oftenly used by texting

In a text
Sue: hey do u wana g 2 the mall l8r
Blondie: sure
Sue: kk Ill pick u up at 6
Blondie:no i g2g2 a dentist at 5
Sue: r u sure cause if u come jack will leave and if jack leaves Stephanie and Ryan will totaly come and then jen will leave and i invited her out of pitty.
Blondie: wait I'm confustrated.

by chutzpah August 20, 2008