estados confundidos

Litterally: states of confusion

Figuratively: the USA...that should have been obvious.

"Me gusta mucho viviendo en Los Estados Confundidos"

by Donna W October 11, 2007

confusitate

to make one so confused they hesitate with their answer

Chuck: Hey how are you slkjsal;kasjdlkas?

Charles: im fi.... wait what you just confusitated me.

by capabara and the gerbil December 30, 2008

Confunctury

Cross between confusion, sloppiness, non-caring and funk

The Minnesota Twins are in a state of confunctury. At times the country is in a state of confunctury.

by Unclefloyd606 August 31, 2020

confungry

a state of mind one can get after all the confusing nutritional data about what is bad for your diet (carbs, fat, trans fat, sat fat, calories, etc.), while at the same time, since you can't figure what to eat you get hungry.

I'm soooo confungry about this delicious foods i can"t eat because they are not good for my health.

by Babyz7z7 March 8, 2011

confusitorial

A tutorial that leaves one more confused than before they started.

Joe carefully read the instructions for the DIY project he was starting, but by the time he finished reading the online confusitorial, he decided to give up and go eat some bacon.

by cicadawhisperer October 31, 2011

Confusity

The level of confuse of one object; usually used by EPIC people

"He has a lot of confusity in his life"

by Epicmo December 6, 2011

CONFANITY

CONFANITY.....THE OPPOSITE OF "PROFANITY"..the act of complementing with exclamation.. or to distinguish ones positive attiude, outlook, or over all feelings.

being that "profanity" is used as a overall distinction of chioce negative words i.e ( shit, fuck, fuckin A',,shit fuck shit,) all such words lack any "pro" qualities thus the birth of "confanity" as redundant as it is ..

by KAK DADDY March 17, 2011