Confuckulate

When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work

Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....

Look at this confuckulate piece of shit

by Kingkongkunt85 July 16, 2019

Confuckulations

:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up

Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!

by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017

Confuckulate

baffled: perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. To express admiration to someone who is suffers from what almost appears or seems to be mental rigormortis.

I was so confuckulated by her imba mathematic skills...

by TiffalovesStrife December 16, 2008

Confuckulated

A state of extreme excitement due to recent sexual activity

'Dude I'm so confuckulated'

by Dai man September 21, 2016

confuckulated

confounded

I'm confuckulated, I've left my laptop where I was on holiday

by lovelifelovedonna April 27, 2010

Confuckulated

Advance level of confusion.

My day is horrible and I am so confuckulated as to why.

by Atype February 20, 2017

Confuckulate

When something needs fixed whether it is only minor damage or severe damage, it needs to be confuckulated or re-confuckulated.

Fuck boys looks like I need to re-confuckulate the goddamn furnace. It's cold as a witches tit in here.

by Yaggerdang June 13, 2019