coner

one who engages in sexual activity with their instructor in order to gain a better grade

She only passed that class because she's a coner!

by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 06, 2009

Coner

The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.

Sonic carhop girl: "Here is your foot long chili cheese coney sir. Ummm sorry did i give you a boner?"
Guy: "Boner? Bitch this is a coner! You ugly as HELL! Now give me my coney and get to steppin' trick!"

by JiggaJace December 13, 2010

Coner

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones

oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now

by newman July 26, 2004

Coner

Sexual arousal caused by thought or sight of ice cream cones.

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Look at their double chocolate cake cookie dough ice cream! I've got a throbbing coner.

by Lil Scrumptious July 20, 2011

Coner

Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.

I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Coner

Basically, a bitchass. Someone you don’t like.

Mike: what’s your opinion on Zach?
Alex: he’s a coner, I hate him.

by PhoenixXYS November 18, 2019

Coner

A total bender who sucks at hockey people skate around them and use them as a cone usually a defenseman

Gordie is such a coner.

by Bends saucer November 09, 2009