condomhead

a bald man whose head resembles a condom, or any person who generally looks like a condom

john malkovic = condomhead

by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

Cuntouche

An arrogant cunt, also a self-serving douche.

Hails from a long line of Highlanders.

There can be only one.

Zeromus is talking again, that guy is the Cuntouche

by Stukar December 26, 2014

condocean

An ocean of condos. Condos as far as the eye can see.

We were following the Honda, but lost it in the condocean of look-alike streets.

by Jay Kay Kaleb June 7, 2018

Hondouche

Honda-driving douchebag; usually a Honda (or often Acura) owner who thinks they own the road.

I just saw a totally riced-out Honda run a red light and T-bone someone... What a hondouche.

by edw007 May 14, 2016

cinedouche

A person who quotes, criticizes and generally ruins any movie you may see with them because they think they know everything. In reality they are often a cinematard.

Shut the hell up about the CGI in Episode 3, you cinedouche. Just enjoy the damn movie!

by djroberts May 29, 2008

Corndouche

A person who is both a flake and a douche bag.
Corn comes from "cornflake"

Person 1: did Kevin flake on your date again?
Person 2: yeah, and he never texted me either. What an asshole.
Person 1: he seems like a real corndouche.

by Ik33pitS0G February 22, 2011

cockdouche

When something is not going good you use this word in vane.

My skateboard is being a cockdouche.
What a fucking cockdouche.

by k-dizzle February 22, 2004