Condor

A Condor is when you are totally waisted and you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing and she's on her knees. Then you realize you're going to throw up, so you start to whistle like a bird. When she looks up with her eyes while still doing her business you blow chow on her face! That is called a Condor!

The Condor is when you drink way over your limit. You find a chick way below your normal standards to blow you because you're so shit faced she's just happy you will talk to her. She blows you, you whistle to get her to look up and you throw up on her face.

by Yettyhunter February 18, 2008

Condor

You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p

MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.

by O_o_I'm_a_Freak_o_O January 2, 2009

condor

Funny slang for a condominium.

I found a sweet condor with a view, I think I'm going to put an offer in.

by Eduardo Morenzos October 16, 2006

Condor

Someone who uses the internet really fast and works really fast. To the point where they are literally a blur and can achieve anything but sometimes annoy people with their excessive posting.

Hyperactivity is the main contributing factor.

That kid is cool. He’s a total condor at social media and his job at the Spotted Piglet being a bartender making very complex and unique complicated cocktails. I heard he had a mental breakdown last night though due to stress.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Condor

Captain long dick. A tall gentleman. Expect drunk driver. Drinks anything available. Puts snowboarding over hoes. always Wears Sperry's and Patagonia vest to the bar.

Aye condor pass me a Busch

by Hurricane Z January 3, 2020

Condor

Bald Eagle's Bitch.

"Look, a condor!"

by Telesgis April 1, 2023

Condor Ferries

A ferry service based in the English Channel, that consists of a fleet of ironically named hig speed ferries that often only run on 2 engines or less. often this is the case to save on fuel. consequentially, it is a rareity that any of it's fleet are on time.

BOY : Where's Charlie?

GIRL : oh he's doing a condor ferries..

BOY : so he's hopping on one leg and will be on average 4 hours late.

by Alias opposer June 15, 2011