condensing

The act of one, or more persons becoming one with their situation.

Man1: Dude look at Bret on the couch!
Man2: Damn he is condensing.

by Warreng March 08, 2014

condensating

When your drink makes liquid

Your drink is condensating

by Birdistheword469 June 16, 2017

panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.

I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.

by derrick nelly nelson October 26, 2009

Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020

liebig condenser

1: A device consisting of a inclined glass tube surrounded by flowing water used to distill liquids in a science lab

2: Someone who over simplifies a subject to the extent of lying about it

Jeff simplifies stuff so much.

"Yea he is a liebig condenser"

by gayostioporosis March 19, 2022

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 05, 2020

Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015